Compost Confusion

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You wanna know what's going on? Well... so do I.

No no, X-men! EX!

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Looks nothing like Picard

He looks NOTHING like Picard I don't even know what he's TALKING about.

Mutant and... wait, what?

Uncredited cameo by Patrick Stewart impersonator John Kelling.

Electrical Shock

Heyyy, been awhile. One month. But I've got ideas going n stuff now.

He's the best at what he does.

Oh dear.

I appear to have misplaced the sketchbook with my new comics in it.

GUEST COMIC - 90's Batman

First off, remember this guy? If you don't, you didn't miss out on much at all.



Second off, click play right about the time you get to the second panel.

GUEST COMIC - Geez, she draws my characters better than I do.

What?

I dunno. It's a thing.

Let's hear it for post-modernism!

Changes

The next two comics will be guest comics by my little sister. She has an odd sense of humor, and so they might not make sense to everyone... but then, mine don't either. Either way, her art is excellent, and she designed the BlOOP version of herself which I copied. Now, this isn't change. The real change is that starting with those guest comics, my sister will be inking all the comics here. You'd think that wouldn't change too much, but it does. She has an amazingly steady hand, and while the art still retains my style, the quality is superior. In addition, there may be some changes to the site here, such as a possible disproportionatevociferation.com or something, on which my sister may post her comics as well. She's really a talented lil freshman.

Anyway, thought I'd let you all know.

Incidentally, is it just me or does Ken from Bearmageddon look like Hipster?

I'm calling you out, Ethan Nicolle!

Customer Service gets served.

X, grab my Y!

I don't feel very original today.

Family

It seems there are a few people I have neglected to introduce here, those being my family. My mom's dialog has been off-screen a few times, and I've considered doing comics about my sister... but this is the first time any of them have appeared.

Transformers

So, I realized that Transformers 3 is now in theaters, I told someone back in May that I'd see it with them, and I still haven't seen the first one. So last night, I watched it.



I'll be honest, I didn't like it. The robot battles weren't enough to redeem the forced, fake emotional situations, and it wasn't cheesy enough to be laughable, as with movies like Green Lantern and Batman and Robin.

I dunno. I'll give the second a chance too. And I kinda liked Shia LaBeouf's performance...

Hey Bro

Hey guys, I want you meet someone. This is a guy I know called Bro-man. He's a bro, and... awesommmmme. You may recognize him from this comic here.

Closets

Boba's Sketchbook

This... is a... thing...



I've made it no secret I like superheroes. I also like to draw them.

She's Never Seen Star Wars...

So... yeah. This is Olivia.

Thus Sayeth The LORD

And so it began.

Crossover Fan Fiction

Green Lantern Sucked.

I went to see it with friends.

We laughed our proverbial butts off. IT WAS SOOOOO CORRRRRNNNNNY!!!!!!

Boba Is Sarcastic About The News III

Yes, yes, Wienergate. We get it.

Yeah, I misspelled Wiener in the comic. You may email complaints to departmentofnotcaring@boba-fettuccini.com

[Not a comic, much less Crystal Castles] Much Ado About Something Or Other

I was Benedicke in a production of Much Ado About Nothing. Did you know that? It was fun.

[Photo Credit: Rebecca Calvo Photography]
[Ruined by Boba Fettuccini]

The chick on the right is actually a dude.

Yeah, it's confusing.

-Boba

Boba's Mailbag

[Also Not Crystal Castles] Kanye Shades

[Also Not Crystal Castles] Le Mis

This one is for Cassie! I drew this last August after going to see Cassie and Taylor in a production of Les Miserables. [Language Warning]

[More Not Crystal Castles] More Boba in Middle School...

Still in a void of creativity due to my impending graduation and the masses of responsibilities associated with finishing everything... so more old stuff. Crystal Castles and Zombies will resume some time in June...?



I was pretty Avant Garde.

[Not Crystal Castles] Slow Dancing

TRUE STORY.

Boba In Middle School

In the midst of all this stuff that's happening to me before graduation, I have no time for new comics. So here's one I made for something else and never uploaded here.



I'm not proud of who I was back then.
-Boba

Malepropism

While I was out for drama, Jordan was over for an evening. This happened. He has his version of the comic on We Are Not Psychiatrists, for which there is a link on the sidebar.

I'll have some flashback stuff over the next few weeks, but life is a hectic hellhole of scheduling til after I graduate on June 5th. =/ I can't promise much.

-Boba

Unrelated Bloop.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:

"The Bloop is the name given to an ultra-low frequency and extremely powerful underwater sound detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997. The source of the sound remains unknown. The sound, traced to somewhere around 50° S 100° W (a remote point in the south Pacific Ocean west of the southern tip of South America), was detected several times by the Equatorial Pacific Ocean autonomous hydrophone array [....] According to the NOAA description, it "rises rapidly in frequency over about one minute and was of sufficient amplitude to be heard on multiple sensors, at a range of over 5,000 km." The NOAA's Dr. Christopher Fox does not believe its origin is man-made, such as a submarine or bomb, or familiar geological events such as volcanoes or earthquakes. While the audio profile of the Bloop does resemble that of a living creature, the source is a mystery both because it is different from known sounds and because it was several times louder than the loudest known animal, the blue whale."

So essentially, there's this freakishly loud sound (something like 5x louder than whalesong) that could be heard for over 3000 miles that bears the markers of being animal-generated. Also, the epicenter of the sound was near the location where H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu sleeps.


We're doomed.

Bl.O.O.P. should return to its regularly irregularly scheduled programming sometime this week.