Pipe Dreams

I'm experimenting with uploading these as GIFs to save bandwidth and storage space.

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Pipe dreams... I have them.
-Boba

Life Motto

Sometimes... sometimes our life motto requires adjustment in order to achieve the things we want most.

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Boba is a gunfighter.
-Boba

Dubstep: Ur Doin' It Wrong

DUPSTEP: DOIN IT RIGHT @ 1:33

Masquerade Ball

I dare you to find a guy who doesn't relate to this.

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Boba is a Grade A wimp.

-Boba

Meet Barney

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Meet Barney. Barney is a dinosaur from my imagination. This particular dinosaur (or dragon, as he insists he is) doesn't do crafts, and he doesn't play games. He's just drinks soda, acts extremely cynical and pops up when I least want his company. And my parents blame ME for the empty fridge packs...

-Boba

Well My Head Asplode

Just when you don't really need a horror movie, it happens.

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Priorities failure.

- Boba

Important Things

No truer visual statement has ever been made about middle school aged girls.

Courtesy of my sister, Emma Kate.

Hat Thievery

Ahhh, Bob's Corn Maze. Maltby, Washington. The mud is up to your ankles, the rain never stops, and the drunks are on the loose. One must be ready.

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Meet Cassie. She's... well... Cassie.

It's cool.

-Boba

Proportions Are Overrated...

"I'm still going to have a life, though, right?"

"Life is relative. Would you still have a social life? Of course. It would be different, but you'd still have that. Would you still have family and friends? Of course! Would your heart still beat, and your brain still wave? As long as you avoid the psychoactive substances at the after-party."

"Fine, fine... way to get literal."

"I wasn't being literal. I was just blowing it out of proportion."

Where does this all come from? To answer in short (which means I'll figure out a way to drag it on forever anyway), I am a drama queen. King. Whatever. The most perfect form of humor as I see it is the art of exaggeration. Taking things one step farther. Ignoring the facts and replacing them with something far greater, something far more interesting. In a sense, blowing things out of proportion.

WATCH THIS SPACE! Starting in the next week, my sister and I will begin publishing our comics here on this blog! Watch for great titles such as my Blown Out Of Proportion, and my sister's brilliant Important Things and Used Cat!

I'm pretty excited.

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Stuff's gonna get REAL.

-Boba

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